Meri Baate Sunkar Dekho Hansna Nahi Lyrics

main apne sar par hath rakh kar kasam khata hu ki main jo kuchh bhi kahunga sach kahunga sach ke siwa kuchh nahi kahunga lekin main jab bhi kisi se kuchh kehne jata hu to wo log mujhe bol dete hai stop that stop that meri baate sunke dekho hasna nahi use juth mankar kahi fasna nahi main sab sach kehta hu aapki kasam maine piya nahi whisky bear ya rum madhuri dixir mili raste me khaye chane hamne saste me usne kaha tere sang shadi rachau ghar tere aake main parathe pakau madhuri ko kaha mere ghar na aana shridevi ko bol diya na baba na chahe dahej me de mujhe sone ki car ya aake koi de de mujhe hiro ka haar par shadi ke liye main to abhi kachcha hu abhi sau saal ka chhota bachcha hu mere daddu pehne dypar chashme par unke vyper daddy ki tute haddi jab khele wo kabaddi maine everest pe football khela hai dono hathose train ko dhakela hai kusti me dhara singh mera chela hai mere ghodo ka chandpe tabela hai dhiru beiman lage aaye cycile chay pi gaye to dena pada mujhe bill harshad mehta mila mujhe mandir ke dwar paach rupaye mange usne mujhse udhar blank cheque dekhke maine sigh kar di harshad ne usmese suitcase kharidi ab income pe koi tax nahi hoga aur sau ke note pe mera photo hoga rishwat compulsary karne bada abhiyan hoga sab mantriyo ka dress chaddy baniyan hoga neta jo chunav haara sar mundwayega sara jo dega jhutha bhashan na milega use rashan gharwali milegi sabko gungi pulice pehnenge ab sirf lungi doctor mofat me operation karenge sarkari karmachari ab kaam karenge andhe ne kaha chalo film dekhe langada bola nahi aaja chalo football sikhe ganja puchhe kaha gaya mera kangha lule ne mara mukka to hua danga supari khake budha maare pichkari andhe ne dekh use ek ankh mari gunga bina sur tal gane laga gan suna behre ne sun ke band kiye apne kan tabhi ek ting ped se giraye nariyal ab se jyada bachchowalo ko ho jayengi jail pagal bhi chess khele cricket khelega pele miss india rakhe dadhi rambo pehnega sadi budhdhe hone pe sabki hight ghategi shudh hawa pe sarkar tax rakhegi chhote bono pe paiso ki bel khilegi pyar karne ke liye permit milegi aa raha hai mera ek picture naya bachchan hai villan meri heroine jaya subhash ghai ne jab mujhe sign kiya sath baithke hum donone wine piya jacky chan ko sikhayi maine fight action mere gano ko churaye mikal jection actor nahi main cricketar bhi hu main to kapil se badhiya hard heater bhi hu tabhi ghabra kar gumblingne shout kiya jab sachin ko maine bold out kiya main aur ratan tata jab lene gaye aata chakki pe baithe tyson sabko bech raha tha besan pt usha ne mujhe drinker colder diya tha jab olympic ki daud me maine gold liya tha ek jyotish ne jab mera hath dekha tha na hoga koi mere jaisa aisa kaha tha meri baate sunke dekho hasna sahi use juth mankar kahi fasna nahi main sab sach kehta hu aapki kasam maine piya nahi whisky bear ya rum stop that stop that, stop that stop that stop that stop that, stop that stop that